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Fun Peep 20 Deep Love Poems To Make Her Feel Special When in love, you wish to spend all the time in your life with that one person you love. Love makes you realize that you love your beloved more than anything in the world without caring about yourself. You are able to place your needs below the person whom you love. The feeling of love […] 20 Deep Love Poems To Make Her Feel...
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20 Deep Love Poems To Make Her Feel Special
When in love, you wish to spend all the time in your life with that one person you love. Love makes you realize that you love your beloved more than anything in the world without caring about yourself. You are able to place your needs below the person whom you love. The feeling of love can make a man feel in such a way which he has never experienced before, which is in fact one of the greatest feelings he can ever feel in his entire life.
If you love a girl, then you might want to speak the words of desire and passion. You need some words to express your heart’s desires to your beloved but you cannot as you are afraid your words will not exactly reflect what you want to say. Love poems are one of the greatest poems in the world, embracing the feeling of romance. There is no other text in the whole world which can bring you closer to your girl.
Here are some of the love poems for her to express your feelings about love. These love poems may help you to know the exact words in which you can express your feelings to your sweetheart.
I love you from head to toe
And more than you’ll ever know.
It hurts when you are sad,
And makes me sad when you are mad.
I know we fight every now and then,
But please know I will love you until the end.
I just know you are the one for me,
And the only one there will ever be.
You are the one I want to spend my life with,
To call my wife and to share a kid.
I will never tell you the words goodbye,
And I will love you till the day I die.
If I was to pass on before you do,
I will be waiting at the gates of heaven for you.
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A smile is such a lovely thing especially upon your face;
hiding all the sorrows or simply taking their place.
A kindly spoken word means so much when from you,
it comforts my weary heart or when I’m feeling blue.
A song can make our hearts dance in pretty fast-paced clips
when we hear the melody of our loves’ unconquerable grips.
Words could lift my spirits and sweet compassion find;
put your hand in mine alone, and peace will fill my mind.
A smile, a word, a song, a look – seem small little things
but when love sparks an action, what blessings they bring!
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One day I wrote her name upon the strand,
But came the waves and washed it away:
Again I wrote it with a second hand,
But came the tide, and made my pains his prey.
“Vain man,” said she, “that dost in vain assay,
A mortal thing so to immortalize;
For I myself shall like to this decay,
And eke my name be wiped out likewise.”
“Not so,” (quod I) “let baser things devise
To die in dust, but you shall live by fame:
My verse your virtues rare shall eternize,
And in the heavens write your glorious name
Where whenas death shall all the world subdue,
Our love shall live, and later life renew.
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Today we are obliged to be romantic
And think of yet another Valentine.
We know the rules, and we are both pedantic: .
Today’s the day we have to be romantic.
Our love is old and sure, not new and frantic.
You know I’m yours, and I know you are mine.
And saying that has made me feel romantic,
My dearest love, my darling valentine.
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L is for ‘laughter’ we had along the way.
O is for ‘optimism’ you gave me every day.
V is for ‘value’ of being my best friend.
E is for ‘eternity,’ a love that has no end.
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I loved you, and I probably still do,
And for a while, the feeling may remain…
But let my love no longer trouble you,
I do not wish to cause you any pain.
I loved you, and the hopelessness I knew,
The jealousy, the shyness – though in vain –
Made up a love so tender and so true
As may God grant you to be loved again.
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Thoughts of you surround me.
You’re the beating of my heart.
The love you give defines me.
My life is no longer dark.
You give your hand so sweetly.
I am lost if you’re away.
You have me so completely.
I cherish you night and day.
Without your breath, I cannot live.
I need your lips on mine.
Nothing at all I wouldn’t give.
I’ll take nothing and be fine.
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I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair.
Silent and starving, I prowl through the streets.
Bread does not nourish me, dawn disrupts me, all day
I hunt for the liquid measure of your steps.
I hunger for your sleek laugh,
your hands the color of a savage harvest,
hunger for the pale stones of your fingernails,
I want to eat your skin like a whole almond.
I want to eat the sunbeam flaring in your lovely body,
the sovereign nose of your arrogant face,
I want to eat the fleeting shade of your lashes,
and I pace around hungry, sniffing the twilight,
hunting for you, for your hot heart,
like a puma in the barrens of Quitratue.
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i carry your heart with me(i carry it in
my heart)i am never without it(anywhere
i go you go,my dear;and whatever is done
by only me is your doing,my darling)
i fear
no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want
no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true)
and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is you
here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows
higher than soul can hope or mind can hide)
and this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart
i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart)
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O my Luve is like a red, red rose
That’s newly sprung in June;
O my Luve is like the melody
That’s sweetly played in tune.
So fair art thou, my bonnie lass,
So deep in luve am I;
And I will luve thee still, my dear,
Till a’ the seas gang dry.
Till a’ the seas gang dry, my dear,
And the rocks melt wi’ the sun;
I will love thee still, my dear,
While the sands o’ life shall run.
And fare thee weel, my only luve!
And fare thee weel awhile!
And I will come again, my luve,
Though it were ten thousand mile.
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Before you came,
things were as they should be:
the sky was the dead-end of sight,
the road was just a road, wine merely wine.
Now everything is like my heart,
a color at the edge of blood:
the grey of your absence, the color of poison, of thorns,
the gold when we meet, the season ablaze,
the yellow of autumn, the red of flowers, of flames,
and the black when you cover the earth
with the coal of dead fires.
And the sky, the road, the glass of wine?
The sky is a shirt wet with tears,
the road a vein about to break,
and the glass of wine a mirror in which
the sky, the road, the world keep changing.
Don’t leave now that you’re here—
Stay. So the world may become like itself again:
so the sky may be the sky,
the road a road,
and the glass of wine not a mirror, just a glass of wine.
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if I had two nickels to rub together
I would rub them together
like a kid rubs sticks together
until friction made combustion
and they burned
a hole in my pocket
into which I would put my hand
and then my arm
and eventually my whole self––
I would fold myself
into the hole in my pocket and disappear
into the pocket of myself, or at least my pants
but before I did
like some ancient star
I’d grab your hand
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I am yours as the summer air at evening is
Possessed by the scent of linden blossoms,
As the snowcap gleams with light
Lent it by the brimming moon.
Without you I’d be an unleafed tree
Blasted in a bleakness with no Spring.
Your love is the weather of my being.
What is an island without the sea?
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When I die I want your hands on my eyes:
I want the light and the wheat of your beloved hands
to pass their freshness over me one more time
to feel the smoothness that changed my destiny.
I want you to live while I wait for you, asleep,
I want for your ears to go on hearing the wind,
for you to smell the sea that we loved together
and for you to go on walking the sand where we walked.
I want for what I love to go on living
and as for you I loved you and sang you above everything,
for that, go on flowering, flowery one,
so that you reach all that my love orders for you,
so that my shadow passes through your hair,
so that they know by this the reason for my song.
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I’ll be the warrior to fight for our love;
We’ll fly together, fly higher than the dove.
I’ll be your wall and shield you from danger;
I’ll take all the pains, for to me they are no stranger.
You’ll be the queen in the kingdom of my heart;
And then I’ll be the king, so we’ll never be apart.
You’ll be my majesty— I will serve you forever;
And for all of the times, I will leave you never
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Don’t go far off, not even for a day, because —
because — I don’t know how to say it: a day is long
and I will be waiting for you, as in an empty station
when the trains are parked off somewhere else, asleep.
Don’t leave me, even for an hour, because
then the little drops of anguish will all run together,
the smoke that roams looking for a home will drift
into me, choking my lost heart.
Oh, may your silhouette never dissolve on the beach;
may your eyelids never flutter into the empty distance.
Don’t leave me for a second, my dearest,
because in that moment you’ll have gone so far
I’ll wander mazily over all the earth, asking,
Will you come back? Will you leave me here, dying?
20 Deep Love Poems To Make Her Feel Special
Fun Peep Inspirational Fathers Day Quotes And Sayings For Cards Father’s Day is a great chance to celebrate the dad in our lives and to tell him how much we appreciate him. Origin of Father’s Day in Catholic Europe is known to date back to at least the Middle Ages, and it is observed on March 19. Though many countries in Europe and in the […] Inspirational Fathers Day Quotes And Sayings For...
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Father’s Day is a great chance to celebrate the dad in our lives and to tell him how much we appreciate him. Origin of Father’s Day in Catholic Europe is known to date back to at least the Middle Ages, and it is observed on March 19. Though many countries in Europe and in the America have adopted the U.S. date, which is the third Sunday of June. Father’s Day celebration was brought by the Spanish and Portuguese to Latin America.
Every June is a chance to honor and appreciate our fathers and grandfathers. Father’s Day is around the corner and you must be searching for flowers, chocolates, and cards are popular gifts to symbolize your love and appreciation for your father, grandfather or father figure. Beautiful cards are also presented to fathers and you, for sure, are looking for some lovely, sentimental and inspirational Fathers Day quotes to write on your cards. Touch your dad’s heart by writing these Fathers Day quotes in cards, letters or on gift wraps. Let all of the dads know how deeply appreciated they are with some of our Father’s Day quotes. Enjoy these heartfelt Fathers Day quotes.
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No one in this world can love a girl more than her father. - Michael Ratnadeepak
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There is no place higher than on Daddy’s shoulders. - Anonymous
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I believe that what we become depends on what our fathers teach us at odd moments, when they aren't trying to teach us. We are formed by the scraps of wisdom. - Umberto Eco
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For thousands of years, father and son have stretched wistful hands across the canyon of time. – Alan Valentine
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There’s nothing more contagious than the dignity of a father. – Amit Ray
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Every son quotes his father, in words and in deeds. – Terri Guillemets
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A father is someone you look up to, no matter how tall you grow. – Anonymous
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It is not flesh and blood but the heart that makes us fathers and sons. – Johann Friedrich von Schiller
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A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. – Billy Graham
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The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. – Reed Markham
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I love my father as the stars – he’s a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. – Terri Guillemets
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A girl’s first true love is her father. – Marisol Santiago
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I am a princess not because I have a prince, but because my father is a king. – Anonymous
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My dad has given me the best gift anyone has ever given me. He gave me wings to fly. – Adria Arjona
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My father taught me not to overthink things, that nothing will ever be perfect, so just keep moving and do your best. – Scott Eastwood
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A father is his son’s first hero, and his daughter’s first love. – Anonymous
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My father taught me a good lesson: Don’t get too low when things go wrong. And don’t get too high when things are good. – Robert Parish
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Fathers just have a way of putting everything together. – Erika Cosby
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My father taught me you have to believe in yourself and run on your own track. — Jennifer Grey
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No one is able to make the female a queen except her father. – Arab Proverb
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It was my father who taught me to value myself. – Dawn French
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My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. – Jim Valvano
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One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. – George Herbert
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Behind every great daughter is a truly amazing dad. – Anonymous
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Dad is and always will be my living, breathing superhero.
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Dads hold our hands for a little while and hold our hearts forever.
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A father means so many things ... An understanding heart, a source of strength and support right from the very start.
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The reason why daughters love their dad the most is that there is at least one man in the world who will never hurt her.
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I think my mom put it best. She said, 'Little girls soften their daddy's hearts'.
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Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs
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Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama
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Every girl dreams about being a princess. I have never dreamed of that because I have always been treated like a princess by you. I love you, Dad!
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15 Cheap Mother’s Day Gifts Ideas For Your Mother
Every year when Mother’s Day is near, we think about how to make the dearest and closest person happy. Your Mom is probably the most important person in your life. She once gave you an irreplaceable gift – a safe, comfortable place to grow and develop before you entered this big world. She is always there for you when you need moral support or advice and worries about you when you are away on a long trip or in the midst of a financial crisis.
Mother’s Day is HER day – once a year when you try to show her how much you love her. The only problem is finding just the right gift. Every year you rack your brains for something special, something unforgettable. Stop spending your time searching for that one perfect gift! We have done all the research and have put together lots of great ideas to help you find that perfect Mother’s Day gift.
Don’t forget to hug your mama and make sure to give her one of these gifts.
Surprise your mother with this multi-functional portable handheld steamer! It is really compact, lightweight, and will be a great addition to the routine of traveling mothers.
This can be the best anxiety ease essential oil diffusing bracelet for your mother. She can drop her favorite essential oil or perfume on it to calm emotions and to relieve tension and stress in daily busy work or overseas business trips. Ideal for mothers who may be allergic to essential oils on the skin.
8”h hand-painted resin figure carved by artist Susan Lordi, ready to be displayed on a shelf, table or mantel. Carved with intertwined vines and birds in flight, “Close to me” is a mother/daughter figure that expresses the connection, yet freedom, which exists in the best of relationships, near or far. This figure communicates through gesture, to represent an emotion or mark a memory. Willow Tree sculptures express love, closeness, healing, courage, hope … emotions of a life well lived.
Natural Bath Spa Set formulated with natural ingredients, that moisturize and refresh the body, and revitalize the mind and spirit. Nourishing ingredients such as Sunflower Seed Oil, Vitamin E and Lavender Essential Oils that helps to nourish the skin and lock in moisture. Beautiful packaging wrapped in a beautiful bath tub makes a wonderful present for your mother on Mother’s Day.
Present this beautiful Oh! Nuts tray containing an assortment of 20 decorated sandwich cookies to your mother to leave a memorable impression. The dark chocolate cookies are topped with nut brittle, caramel chocolate chips, roasted shelled sunflower seeds, white candy crunch while the white chocolate cookies feature toppings such as sweet craisins, dark chocolate chips, drizzled chocolate, rainbow nonpareils, and candied shredded coconut.
This little book, “What I feel about Mom“, contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe why your mom is the best. Just complete each line and voila: you have a uniquely personal gift Mother will read again and again. Make it as hilarious, honest, or heartfelt as you choose!
Amazon gift card is the perfect way to celebrate the superwoman in your life! Amazon’s nonrefundable Gift Card is affixed inside a box, with no fees and has no expiration date. Gift Card is redeemable towards millions of items storewide at Amazon.com
Honor you infinite bond with your mother and let her know she’s always connected to you just like these interlocking circles. The necklace is made of 925 Sterling Silver. When she wears this necklace she’ll have a reminder of her strength and that you are always there for her. Let her know you’ll love her forever with this elegant pendant.
Give Mom the gift of total relaxation and pamper her with this shiatsu kneading massager pillow. It comes with 4 big nodes and 4 small nodes and 3D rotation kneading massage rollers in ergonomic U-design, which provide deep tissue massages on your shoulders, neck, upper back, lower back, waist, foot, tights, calves, legs, feet and arms – helping relaxing full body, releasing stress and relieving sore muscle. Perfect for office, vehicle and home.
This name necklace for mother daughter also make great gifts for Mother’s Day gift. Your special & unique promise necklace for your mother is perfect to hide a daily reminder of love, promise, family or friendship between you and the lucky receiver. Order one for her, or personalized one as a treat. Its simplicity can give you a classic elegance that compliments any style.
If you are looking for the perfect palette to decorate Mother’s Day, search no more! Get your hands on this perfect combination of “I U MOM“ Balloons for an elegant and Romantic piece of decor.
If you’ve been thinking about finding a coffee maker to gift your mother on Mother’s Day, you must go for this 12-Cup Programmable Coffee Maker which brings style, taste, and functionality together to create a rich blend that your mom will savor for years to come. Show your coffee-loving mom how much she means to you with our simple yet meaningful Mother’s Day ideas, and make her day with a thoughtful coffee gift she’ll enjoy every day.
Because your mom deserves to be treated with only the best, get her this slim fit, lightweight Airpods Case that supports wireless charging to make her life easier. The distinctive marble design on the airpods case would get her lots of compliments from her friends.
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Fun Peep Beautiful Best Friend Quotes To Honor Friendship Here are some of the best friend quotes which are quite adorable. It is a fact that friendship is one of the fundamental and the most important relationships which a person maintains with other people throughout his life. It may not be the case in most circumstances that the friends of a person remain same […] Beautiful Best Friend Quotes To Honor...
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Here are some of the best friend quotes which are quite adorable. It is a fact that friendship is one of the fundamental and the most important relationships which a person maintains with other people throughout his life. It may not be the case in most circumstances that the friends of a person remain same throughout his life, but in this large span a person enjoys the company of many friends.
It is true that finding good friends in life is quite hard. There is no limit to the price of a good friend. A person also has that one best friend whom he tells everything in life. This kind of best friend is quite closer than the ordinary friends which a person has around him. With that people you form a special bond which you do not form with others quite easily.
To keep up the relationship with your old best friend, you should be able to express how much you care about him. This idea may not seem realistic at first, but in fact it is quite a good technique to tell your friend the importance one has in your life. You should express your joy of having your best friend, from time to time. Appreciate and acknowledge whatever he has done for you. It can make a lot of difference.
We have gathered here for you some friendship quotes for best friend which may tell you how much important your friend is in your life. These best friend quotes can show the person who you care about that you really cherish them and enjoy your life with them.
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me. – Henry Ford
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A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again.
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True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable. – David Tyson
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Sometimes being with your best friend is all the therapy you need.
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“Best friends share laughs, memories and inside jokes. They will always be honest and stand by your side no matter what. They wipe your tears, pick you up when you fall, and are forever a piece of your heart.”
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That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. ― Kristin Hannah
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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'. ― Groucho Marx
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A good friend keeps your secrets for you. A best friend helps you keep your own secrets. ― Lauren Oliver
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“That was the thing about best friends. Like sisters and mothers, they could piss you off and make you cry and break your heart, but in the end, when the chips were down, they were there, making you laugh even in your darkest hours.” ―
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A true best friend loves you even when it seems like you've gone off the deep end. ― Liz Fenton
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That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself. ― Cecily von Ziegesar
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“But the thing with a best friend is that you’re never talking about nothing. Even when you’re talking about nothing, it’s something. The times when you think you’re talking about nothing, you’re actually talking about how you have someone with whom you can talk about nothing, and it’s fine.” ― r
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When the best friends come together, the shining spirit of solidarity replaces the brightest star Sirius! ― Mehmet Murat ildan
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Best friends are people hard to find, difficult to be, and impossible to live without. They are the people you get along with so easily in the journey called life. ― Khushi Parwal
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A best friend is the one person that doesn't leave you worse off by their actions or yours. ― Shannon L. Alder
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Best friends are those people who reveal to you what is wonderful inside of you, and you can all still laugh together. ― Debasish Mridha
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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you. ― Joan Powers, Pooh's Little Instruction Book
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My best friends are like fairy tales, they've been there since once upon a time and will be there until forever after. ― Unknown
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Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up ... After I finish laughing! ― Unknown
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A good friend knows all your stories a best friend has lived them with you. ― Unknown
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Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend. ― Sarah Dessen
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Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies. ― Richelle Mead, Vampire Academy
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A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
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A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. — Arnold H. Glasow
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Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say. — Unknown
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Hold a true friend with both your hands. – Nigerian Proverb
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A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. — Bernard Meltzer
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A true friend unbosoms freely, advises justly, assists readily, adventures boldly, takes all patiently, defends courageously, and continues a friend unchangeably. — William Penn
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Fun Peep 100 Funny Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Need some funny quotes to make people around you laugh? It is generally said that laughter is the best medicine and rightly so as laughter is a cure to many diseases. Laughter provides the best powerful stress-relief medicine there is. It is believed that laughter brings people together and is greatly infectious. It can be […] 100 Funny Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out...
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Need some funny quotes to make people around you laugh? It is generally said that laughter is the best medicine and rightly so as laughter is a cure to many diseases. Laughter provides the best powerful stress-relief medicine there is. It is believed that laughter brings people together and is greatly infectious. It can be noted that the sound of laughter can be sometimes more contagious than any sniffle, cough, or sneeze. When people share a laugh, it binds those people together who have not been together for a long time and increase happiness and intimacy. It is also proven that laughter is best for your body under mental stress.
Laughter triggers some of the healthiest physical changes in the human body strengthening immune system, boosting energy, diminishing pain, and protecting from stress and its damaging effects. Laughter brings about happiness in people’s life and brings them closer in times of sadness. A laugh here and there will make a person feel in the mood to do something good. Laughter is always a powerful antidote to pain, stress, and conflict. It is a fact that nothing works fast enough to bring mind and body back into the balance than basically a good laugh. A laugh can lighten a person’s burdens, inspire a person’s hopes, connect a man people around others, and keeps a man focused, grounded, and alert.
We have here some of the funny quotes you may ever find that can make you look happy in your life and can take your mind of the everyday stress of the daily things. Hence enjoy these funny quotes and laugh while life allows you to.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes! – Billy Connolly
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. – Abraham Lincoln
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. – Alan Dundes
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Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. – Albert Camus
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. – Albert Einstein
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All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening. – Alexander Woollcott
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At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. – Ann Landers
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Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. – Anton Chekhov
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Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? – Benny Hill
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. – Bill Watterson
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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. – Clint Eastwood
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain
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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. – Bill Murray
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain
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Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. – Will Rogers
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A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. – George Bernard Shaw
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. – Mark Twain
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Never miss a good chance to shut up. – Will Rogers
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Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know. – Daniel J. Boorstin
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If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! – Demetri Martin
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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. – Dave Barry
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Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. – Doug Larson
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished. – Zsa Zsa Gabor
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People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily. – Zig Ziglar
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If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it. – W. C. Fields
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I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! – Tom Lehrer
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.” – Steven Wright
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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield
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We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. – Steven Wright
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It does not matter whether you win or lose, what matters is whether I win or lose! – Steven Weinberg
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I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own. – Si Robertson
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Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. – Ronald Reagan
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too. – Rodney Dangerfield
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When you’re in love it’s the most glorious two and a half days of your life. – Richard Lewis
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. – Redd Foxx
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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease. – R. D. Laing
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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. – Prince Philip
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To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul R. Ehrlich
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Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most. – Ozzy Osbourne
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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. – Oscar Wilde
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When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty. – Norm Crosby
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My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. – Milton Berle
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. – Steven Wright
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. – Miles Kington
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. – Mark Twain
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A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett
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100 Funny Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
Fun Peep List of 100 Best Motivational Quotes That Can Change Your Life Life proves hard for everyone who lives it. Many people face some kind of a setback in their life and they pushing their life as hard as they can towards doom. Life has always been ready to give people some hard times even when they are not ready for it. When a person least expects […] List of 100 Best Motivational Quotes That Can Change Your...
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List of 100 Best Motivational Quotes That Can Change Your Life
Life proves hard for everyone who lives it. Many people face some kind of a setback in their life and they pushing their life as hard as they can towards doom. Life has always been ready to give people some hard times even when they are not ready for it. When a person least expects it, life gives him troubles he is not prepared of entirely, thereby giving him a surprise when he least expects it.
When a man is facing desperate and needy times, he seeks out the different things which he can do but one thing he should do is not to lose hope, and continue to work hard to find solutions to his problems. He should understand completely that it is only he who can fix his life. If he looks away from the troubles of life, he will not survive in this world, and will never become a wonderful person.
A time may come in the life of a man when he will fall behind on his daily routine and will fail in his commitments. He may seem to think that his friends have left him stranded in a deep hole from where he cannot recover from, although this may not be correct in any sense for him. He may go into a depression stage, which will make him sad in every aspect of his life. The thing which he now needs is some kind of inspiration which will make him feel special in the life he spends. Mentioned here are some motivational quotes which may compel him to find a way to work around your problems and find a solution to it.
Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill
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“Consensus: the process of abandoning all beliefs, principles, values, and policies in search of something in which no one believes, but to which no one objects; the process of avoiding the very issues that have to be solved, merely because you cannot get agreement on the way ahead. What great cause would have been fought and won under the banner: ‘I stand for consensus?’ ” – Margaret Thatcher
Wisdom equals knowledge plus courage. You have to not only know what to do and when to do it, but you have to also be brave enough to follow through. - Jarod Kintz
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You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it. - Margaret Thatcher
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Successful and unsuccessful people do not vary greatly in their abilities. They vary in their desires to reach their potential. - John Maxwell
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In a battle between two ideas, the best one doesn't necessarily win. No, the idea that wins is the one with the most fearless heretic behind it. - Seth Godin
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Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing. - Albert Schweitzer
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You have to be burning with an idea, or a problem, or a wrong that you want to right. If you're not passionate enough from the start, you'll never stick it out. - Steve Jobs
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Low self-confidence isn't a life sentence. Self-confidence can be learned, practiced, and mastered-just like any other skill. Once you master it, everything in your life will change for the better. - Barrie Davenport
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The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra
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If you are not willing to risk the usual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. - Jim Rohn
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It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin
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“Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” – Mark Twain
“You can’t connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backward. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something — your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life.” – Steve Jobs
The No. 1 reason people fail in life is because they listen to their friends, family, and neighbors. - Napoleon Hill
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Focus on the journey, not the destination. Joy is found not in finishing an activity but in doing it. - Greg Anderson
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Think of what you have rather than of what you lack. Of the things you have, select the best and then reflect how eagerly you would have sought them if you did not have them. - Marcus Aurelius
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“A leader … is like a shepherd. He stays behind the flock, letting the most nimble go out ahead, whereupon the others follow, not realizing that all along they are being directed from behind.” – Nelson Mandela
If you want to build a ship, don't drum up the men to gather wood, divide the work, and give orders. Instead, teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. - George Patton
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When you put together deep knowledge about a subject that intensely matters to you, charisma happens. You gain courage to share your passion, and when you do that, folks follow. - Jerry Porras
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Keep your eyes open and try to catch people in your company doing something right, then praise them for it. - Tom Hopkins
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Do it now. Sometimes 'Later' becomes 'Never'. - Anonymous
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“Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life; dream of it; think of it; live on that idea. Let the brain, the body, muscles, nerves, every part of your body be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success.” – Swami Vivekananda
Hard times don’t create heroes. It is during the hard times when the ‘hero’ within us is revealed. - Bob Riley
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