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The Savage Brothers are on temporary hiatus, traveling the world and getting into all manners of international intrigue (read: just too damn busy right now to post). Feel free to still leave comments or contact us with any ideas.Oh we'll be...
Yes, he's hyper. Yes, he's ultimate. And yes, he's our Friday guest poster. Let's hear what he has to say this week:"Grrrrrrranglegrangleidiotpewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!"
Wanna feel bad about yourself/society for a couple hours? Check out pretty much any critically-acclaimed documentary ever made. They almost universally have the same bottom line: people are fucking up some aspect of the world for the long term (true), and people are too goddamn lazy to do anything about it (also true). Hell, as long as you have something to bitch about and a shred of film-editing ability, you too can make a documentary. Whether the subject matter is our ever-growing "carbon...
- "It's ok...you'll be a woman in just a few years anyways"- "You know, in some countries, it's not illegal for a 45 year old to bone a child"- "I got bush"- "Yeah, see the wedding ring? She don't mind."- "Aren't you turned on by me bringing you, a mere child, to this bar where I'm drinking and smoking"- "Yeah can we leave now? There's a school down the street and I'm not supposed to be within 200 yards of one"- "Girlllllll......you'll be a woman...soon"- "It'll only hurt the first time..."-...
We've all seen people on TV (even outside of The Wonder Years, Boy Meets World, and the imbecile-rich world of pro wrestling) where we had to do a double take. We had to ask ourselves, "Is that person riding the shortbus?" No, we're not making fun of handicapped people...just the celebrities who literally look like 'em. Frankly, we find the "oh, he's a retard" type of humor to be ignorant, uncreative, and ultimately, below our standards...that's not what this is. Hell, we're not even saying...
The Savages are more "meat lovers" (shut up) than "sweet tooths" but nevertheless we occasionally enjoy stuffing our faces with some delicious frozen dessert. But if we're going classic, what do we choose? The colossal banana split or the decadent brownie sundae. Choices suck. Banana Split: You mean to tell me I can get chocolate, vanilla, AND strawberry ice cream all in the same bowl? Covered in whipped cream, chocolate syrup, strawberry topping, and pineapple...
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